Have your cake and eat it, a very famous quote,
Said the man as he was sailing, his little fishing boat.
So not one to disobey, he did as he had heard,
Coughing and a spluttering, pulling at his beard.
Who was going to save him, from his nasty bitter end?
With only fish surrounding him, no sign of any friend.
Into the sea, he did fall,
Sinking like a cannonball.
Without a word, without a trace,
Do you remember that mans face?
So the point I attempt to make,
Apart from fish upon a lake,
Is never go out all alone,
Tell a friend or take your phone.
If no friends you have got,
Sod the enemy’s hope they rot.
So before your cake, you should digest,
Share with someone you like the best.
Because friends are just like a boat,
They help to keep your mind afloat.